Pipedream Katy Pervy Blow Up Doll

I bought this as a gift for a friend's birthday. He's a HUGE Katy Perry fan (seriously, he's got all the albums, posters, watches her videos on YouTube and cries hysterically like those girls in the 60's used to do over the Beatles) and I thought this would be the perfect way for him to re-enact all of his Teenage Dreams.The trouble started when his wife and I tried to inflate her for her grand entrance at the birthday party. She's a little shy and wouldn't let us fit the bike pump all the way into her spout. This made for difficulty in getting her properly erect, but after a little prodding and name-calling and shaming, she let us slip the nozzle all the way in. Problem was, though, that she started making a whistling noise shortly after we had her completely inflated. After some diagnosis by ear and an inadvertent slip of the finger, it was determined that she was leaking air from her lady parts.Not letting this deter us from presenting the guest of honor, we brought Katy out and she was the life of the party for a few brief and shining moments until she deflated too much to be worthwhile to anyone, even the pet dog. It was amusing, however, that her leaky lady bits allowed for one to press her legs together in order to elicit a squeaky-toy like noise from between her legs. I did not poll the men in attendance, but I suspect this would probably be considered what is often called "a buzzkill".Once Katy's novelty wore off, she was really quite a drag. For starters, she looked NOTHING like the pop star she's supposedly modeled after. In fact, she looks a bit like Liza Minelli, which frightened some of the party guests and led some to begin openly weeping. She sat by herself, didn't make conversation with the party guests and slowly slunk further and further down into her seat. I'd have assumed she was drunk, but she took no one up on their offers of a drink. She was just a completely anti-social, possibly stuck-up broad. It was like she thought she was better than everyone else there, but to be honest, she was the first one to get naked. No shame, that woman. The rest of us women kept our distance from her and gossiped instead - can you believe that she didn't even have the decency to wear a bra? It wasn't a warm night, either, so you can imagine what this did to her appearance.As the evening came to a close, we decided to take Katy to task. Her box indicated that she had a "real candy cooch". Well, trust me, this was a real selling point when I was perusing the options available to me in the plastics-based lovedoll market. One of the party guests got Katy re-inflated by talking sweet to her from behind and then another party guest convinced her that she needed to let someone test the merchandise and determine if her claims were valid.Concerns immediately arose - apparently, Katy is anatomically deformed. Her "candy cooch" is placed directly on her stomach where her belly button might normally be, causing some alarm to those in attendance. This required for some creative contortionism on Katy's limbs. Unbelievably, she is quite flexible and didn't seem to mind being bent into whatever shape was desired. Of course, this caused the squeaky toy noise to re-emerge, but it was overlooked for the time being. The taste test was able to be performed, with much fanfare and hoopla, but the result was, sad to say, unimpressive. Katy does NOT taste like candy and, instead, tastes distinctly of plastic with a hint of shame.Overall, and in closing, I would suggest this blow up doll only to those that are putting on a home production of Cabaret and have no one able to fill the role of Sally Bowles. Perhaps she would also be useful as a tarp or for covering some leftover potato salad after a picnic. She is NOT a good companion, as she is prone to long periods of silence broken only by the long sad squeak emitted from her decidedly non-candy cooch.

I am very pleased

It got the job done and yes I know "it doesn't look like her" but im pretty sure Katy Perry would sue the company if it looked like her.

Katie Perry Doll in the box was not as the one pictured on the box. Plus, it didn't look like Katie Perry or the picture on the box . Therefore I was very disappointed . I also felt that I got something very different. And it was not returnable either so couldn't get the right looking one that I was expecting!! .

EDIT: even though the product itself was not satisfactory, the service by PINK TOYZ was up to par and excellent. Fast service, quick replies and very friendly service.Very misleading information. Not even close to what was on the box. I at least expected some colorful hair, but you know what I got? Short, black hair on a lame doll that falsely advertised its product. Not happy.

I just wanted to thank you for getting it here so fast. And also great gag gift thanks again.

Amusing, but nothing special.

Terrible, false advertisement, had hole in when tried to blow it up. Even though it was gag gift, was very disappointed!

Muy bueno

Wish I could give a negative rating! Talk about false advertising. The doll is really ugly, cheap looking, and anatomically incorrect. Nothing that it says is as described. Good thing it was a gag gift.

Not what it is on the boxs at all crap doll

Best gage gift yet. His mom was there when he opened it and he turned red. Way worth it.

Super zum Verschenken, für den Junggesellenabschied. Mehr als Partygag gedacht als Liebespuppe.