The Hillary Nutcracker with Stainless Steel Thighs and the Popular Vote

Great nut master of all time. Even bill has had his nuts cracked. Great gift for any liberal fat democrat but after the first two nuts, the fun is gone. Great at shredding parties and funerals. Would recommend at sex parties but Chelsey might show up and want a pair to go with her own. Wonder how the Chinese kept her legs together during manufacturing? Great likeness but the head needs to spin all the way around for the exorcism. If you bend it over you will find a male anatomy just like we always thought. It does not glow in the dark but looks even better. Next release will come with a double dong strap on for those hard to crack nuts.

I would not recommend this nutcracker for anyone looking to buy one that cracks nuts really well, but what it does do is make people crack up when they see it. I bought this for my dad as a Christmas present, and it was a hit. Everyone loved it and asked where I ordered this from. If you are looking for a fun, silly gift, I would recommend you buy this. Maybe one day it will be considered a collector's item!

This is a great joke gift I just think it is a little pricey for being a gag gift . . . actually a lot pricey.

J u n k !

Quite possibly the most sought after present in “Christmas greed” ( white elephant gift exchange as more commonly known ) many arguments and fits were thrown every time it traded hands. Hillary may have lost the election, but she will never loose the family vote as best gag gift of the night. In a room full of far right republicans, and far left liberals, it was Hillary who brought everyone together. The box is pretty much the entire novelty of the item, and is by far the best presentation for a nut cracker ever made. We’ve never actually used it though for its intended purpose, but I’m sure it can crack nuts quite well with her serrated steel thunder thighs.

Mom keeps it in it’s original packaging because the box is almost the best part. Mom is a political junkie. She lives for it. So a Hillary nutcracker was a perfect birthday gift for her.

I bought this as a white elephant gift last year... My family is pretty conservative so this was a great laughter gift.Shockingly the quality is actually pretty good, and had I have been stuck with this gift, i'm sure i'd be cracking nuts with it for the rest of my life. The jagged thighs are great for gripping basically any nuts.

Way overpriced but funny gag gift. Not fantastic at cracking nuts. But all find it hilarious!