Potent Wet Poop - Highly Concentrated Fart Spray - Extra Strong Stink - Prank Stuff & Joke Toys for Adults or Kids - Non Toxic

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If there is ever a time where you need to get rid of a couple snooty brat kids, you now have the means. This is the best number two in the game. We were walking around a park, and three boys who looked to be about 8 years old walked by. They were loving on our dog and letting her kiss them on the face. We sprayed them right before we left and waited for the action to start. It gave me that feeling that you get on Christmas Day, when you get that gift you’ve been wanting for seven months. Your eyes start to get big, a huge smile on your face. That’s is what I was feeling. They started to smell the inside of their shirts and each other's butts. They were looking on the bottom of their shoes to see if they stepped in goose poop. One of them even said “Do you think the dog did it?!” There’s more. Then we went to the nearby pool. First, we got the kids taking a swim class. They all looked about five, six, and seven, so someone could have EASILY pooped themselves. That’s why the life guards came looking around to see if something died, or if someone messed their britches. They started looking in towels, under the bleachers, etc. Then, we went to the pool entrance. I was told to do five squirts down the indoor entrance. I did eight. Less then a minute later, a nice family came by. As soon as they opened the door, someone said, “ughaugh!!!”. It gets better. Then another nice family comes by. They weren’t effected that much. I could tell they thought that one of us farted or something like that. Then, one of the life guards came by, and he looks suspicious. Then, our neighbors came by. Two teenage girls. They said hi and all that stuff. One of them opened the door. They both gave each other a look like, “Who did that!!!???”. It was eye roll that two sisters who have a close bond give each other when something is wretched. After they left and made it into the building alive, and they’re paying, my dad goes in. He wanted to see if it still smells. By now it has been almost ten minutes since it has been squirted. He says “I tasted it and it went down my throat!!!”. It is worth every penny and you should really consider getting it.

Where to begin.Why would I purchase anything that smells like the inside of someone’s colon?Well, at first it was to play a joke on my husband.It was a good laugh. I’d walk past him and silently give it a little spritz. The scent takes a couple seconds to pop up, so I’d always have enough time to make a clean getaway. I’d be across the room and impossible to blame, by the time it hit his nostrils. Over the time frame of 6 weeks, I was able to frame him several times, and each time was more hilarious than the first.Experience number one. I had filled my son in on my plans, because it’s always good to have an accomplice. He distracted him with various questions, while I walked behind him and sprayed it smack dab across his butt. I gave my son the wink and he too departed. Few seconds passed and my husband noticed the horrid stench. It would soon hit our senses too, and by now everyone was coughing and gagging. Of course no one admitted to it, seeing I was the culprit. I have this talent of blaming smells on my husband, so soon I had the rest of the kids convinced it was him. I ordered our youngest to go smell his butt. Everyone laughing, coughing and crying by now. He walks over, takes a quick whiff, and nearly throws up. IT WAS HIM HE PROCLAIMS! IT WAS DEFINITELY HIM! My husband in super defense mode now, everyone else laughing even harder… IT WAS NOT ME! Instinctively he reaches behind himself, swipes and sniffs his fingers. He lets out a gag, followed my an OMG IT IS ME! We all laugh, kids on floor, bellies hurting from laughing. He fumbles for an explanation. I MUST HAVE SAT IN CHICKEN SH!T WHEB I WENT OUT TO FEED THEM. He turns bright red, laughs and gags. By now the smell is everywhere. There is no getting rid of it. We live in alaska and it was -30. You better believe we threw both doors open and let it air out! It took a good 20 minutes for the air to be clear again.I love this spray so much, I took it with me on vacation, and orchestrated several episodes in public. Let me just say this much (or stay tuned for episode 2), this is a great way to clear a space at Walmart 😬

it was 1 am, i was on the phone with a friend. just talking, laughing about some joke none the less it was very chill and relaxing. mid sentence i heard it, a scream. now usually, my oh so loud brother tends to scream like that while he is playing his video games, but it sounded more scared than normal. just as i was going back to enjoying my own peacefulness, i heard it. spray. spray. spray. three small yet impactful sprays, coming underneath my door. i felt my heart drop. no, this can’t be, not here! not at this time! it must be my ears playing tricks on me, right? alas, i was wrong. those dreadful sprays were indeed my brother, fighting for no reason. i began choking on this stench, by far the worst smell i’ve ever gotten to smell in my life. i sprint full speed to find an open door of my two brothers, one demanding for the spray to be surrendered, while the other is laughing hysterically. i ask what happened, and was greeted with the news. my so sweet brother decided it was funny to “prank” us. i was told to go into the bathroom and smell it. “brother, i’m scared.” “if i had to, you do too.” “i’m scared” i hesitatingly open the creaky door, greeted with the seeping darkness, and the spray. never in my life, have imagined something can smell that bad. it was like someone took a trip to a communal bathroom, a petting zoo, and got 10 gallons of spoiled milk that went bad due to heat, then mixed it together and caused this already horrendous smell to increase in the ew gross factor by 1000. my eyes began to water and i physically had to remove myself from the situation. my oh so kind brother preceded to spray that all over the house. so yeah, if you’re looking for someone to have to use 1/5 of a 8 oz bath and bodywork’s fragrance to make the smell go away in their room due to the stench being intolerable, i recommend this product

Great gag. Horrible smell and it smells very real